I, Sir. SEO, assure you, by date X, we will be at position 1.
He would probably finish this sentence with a sexy wink, if only he could bring it to his lips… Because, it would be a lie! Position 1 is possible, but at what point in time that can be achieved is, again, seemingly impossible to predict.
Et voila! – We are now finished, SEO is complete.
If only for the reason that Sir SEO loves to be the centre of attention, he would not say this sentence. But also because he is a constant companion. Because once in position 1 doesn’t mean always in position 1 – that should be hard-won.
Let’s just do SEO after the relaunch, all right?
The answer of the person asked would probably be: “OK.” But with ignorance! Because the focus should be directed towards Sir. SEO from the very beginning in order to achieve profitable success.
You want to remove this text content? – Sure, we can do that without hesitation.
Never, ever! No way! Good content is worth its weight in gold and will certainly not be removed.
Just use the text that we already have in the brochure.
Taking clues from a text would be perfectly fine. But don’t just copy the text completely. Sir, SEO doesn’t like duplicates!
Let’s just take the competitor’s text – it reads great and already has the appropriate keywords in it.
As I said: Sir. SEO does not like duplicates!!! Unique content is required, certainly not copying from the competition. In fact, the motto here should be: We can do it better than our competitors and that’s why we create our own, better content.
That’s enough if we optimise the text for just one keyword.
Sir SEO would only say that if he were not Sir SEO. The fact is that you may be able to focus on one keyword, but you should never disregard the other keywords. Because they push each other and thus lead to greater success.
Buy links – it’s quicker and easier.
Backlinks are great for ranking in higher positions. But simply buying links? They are neither authentic nor are they taken into account by Google. You are much more likely to be penalised.
Wow! How beautiful the picture with 10 megapixels in the header is.
No, no, no! I don’t have to say anything about that, do I? Sir. SEO would also not bring sentence number 9 across his lips, because they would not put him in a good light.
My job as a Sir. SEO – very simple, I’ll explain it to you quickly.
Imagine a really loud and intrusive laugh. And now you have a rough idea of how Sir SEO would have to double over in laughter at this sentence. There are so many things to pay attention to in SEO. And, Sir. SEO, as we all know, loves attention. Thus, the word “fast” does not appear in his vocabulary either way.
Charming, our Sir. SEO, isn’t he? We love him as a marketing agency, he is an integral part of our team. Even though he is always pushing himself into the limelight, constantly needs attention and hardly leaves us alone, we know exactly: he is the reason why our clients rank in higher positions and outshine their competitors. He is the one who not only wears a beaming grin on his face, but also makes the keywords shine. He is…
… OK, enough. We know! Sir. SEO is the best. But he can only do it thanks to the ONELINE.
